Saturday, September 24, 2005

Advantages & Disadvantages

im standin less den 1.60m...
yup...so pathetic rite?
i shall tell my story here....
i believe girls wif similar height surely agree wif wat im goin to RANT...

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DISADVANTAGES of being SHORT :


1) im SHORT, no matter how upright i try to keep my posture !!

2) i can only breathe in carbon dioxide while ppl who r taller den me breathe in oxygen...

3) in crowded areas, im always hidden beneath all e tall ppl...

4) i need to alter my jeans...

5) wearin mini skirts make me look like mini-me...

6) flats r nice to walk in but it emphasize my shorty-ness...

7) i need to tiptoe when tryin to reach higher shelves... better still..give me a chair/stool...

how unfair??

but den on e brighter side... im quite happy wif my height...

because

ADVANTAGES of being SHORT :


1) i can wear nice n few inches high stilettos...

2) i can buy cheap clothes n shoes at kids' department... =)

3) i pay child's price when takin bus/train/entrance fees/buffet...

4) ppl able to piggy back me without much difficulty...

5) guys LOVE to protect girls of my height...

6) when i cant get e things i wan.. poutin my lips wil melt ppl's hearts... =P

7) i wil b given more goodies

8) i can sit on kiddy rides

im glad they came up wif stilettos....
it certainly make my world a pretty one...
one moment i can look short n mini...
e next i can look tall n slim...

im HAPPY !!!


im so contradicting !!

i dun care !!

2 Comments:

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